Millionaire!

I received hundreds of similar e-mails that sounded like below. I've changed the name to Sososo.

I got your contact during my search for a reliable, honest and a trust worth person to entrust this huge transfer project with.

My name is so and so, Branch manager of a financial institution here in Sososo. I am a Sosoian married with four kids. I am writing to solicit your assistance in the transfer of $6,720,000.00 Million United States dollars

This fund is the excess of what my branch in which am the manager made as profit during the 2006 financial year. I have already submitted annual report for that year to my head office here in Sososo as I have watched with keen interest as they will never know of this excess. I have since, placed this amount of $ 6,720,000.00 Million United States dollars only to an account without a beneficiary (anonymous) to avoid trace.

As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account on my behalf. I intend to part 25% of this fund to you while 75% shall be for me. I do need to stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. It’s going to be a bank-to-bank transfer.

All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund so that the fund can be transferred to your account. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response urgently on my direct alternative email ID (sososo@sosomail.com) with your contact phone number, if you think we can work together, so that we move over to the details.

With Regards,
Mr Sososo Soso

My a***. I'm not stoopid.