
Yassin: Is he a tiger?
Me: Nop.
Yassin: Then why are you calling him tiger?
Me: His name is Tiger.
Yassin: But he's a cat.
Me: Yeah, a cat named Tiger.
Yassin: You don't understand, a cat is a cat...
Me: ...not a tiger, you mean?
Yassin: yes!
Me: Well, he is still a cat even though his name is Tiger.
Yassin: But you made it so difficult! Why can't you name him cat?
Me: Hmm..a cat named Cat? Wouldn't it be great if he has a name like me and you?
Yassin: Ok, ok...can we name him something else?
Me: What do you have in mind?
Yassin: Hmm...how about Tigger?
Me: D'oh!