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Showing posts with label misc. Show all posts

28 Oct 2009

Pergi Mekah

Mak, pakcik dan makcik aku dok tunggu surat tentang jadual penerbangan ke Mekah dari awal bulan lagi dan asyik telefon pejabat Tabung Haji. Selalunya jawapannya 'belum lagi, puan', 'tunggu surat ya', 'nanti kami maklumkan' dan sebagainya. Pagi tadi mereka dapat panggilan dari Tabung Haji mengatakan penerbangan mereka dijadualkan pada hari 1hb November 2009. Mak oii! 3 hari lagi?!!!

Ok, mungkin aku akan sibuk dua tiga hari ni nak uruskan kenduri doa selamat dan what-not.

4 Nov 2008

Millionaire!

I received hundreds of similar e-mails that sounded like below. I've changed the name to Sososo.

I got your contact during my search for a reliable, honest and a trust worth person to entrust this huge transfer project with.

My name is so and so, Branch manager of a financial institution here in Sososo. I am a Sosoian married with four kids. I am writing to solicit your assistance in the transfer of $6,720,000.00 Million United States dollars

This fund is the excess of what my branch in which am the manager made as profit during the 2006 financial year. I have already submitted annual report for that year to my head office here in Sososo as I have watched with keen interest as they will never know of this excess. I have since, placed this amount of $ 6,720,000.00 Million United States dollars only to an account without a beneficiary (anonymous) to avoid trace.

As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account on my behalf. I intend to part 25% of this fund to you while 75% shall be for me. I do need to stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. It’s going to be a bank-to-bank transfer.

All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund so that the fund can be transferred to your account. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response urgently on my direct alternative email ID (sososo@sosomail.com) with your contact phone number, if you think we can work together, so that we move over to the details.

With Regards,
Mr Sososo Soso

My a***. I'm not stoopid.

19 Sept 2008

Your own private car plates

Fancy having a personalised plate and make your car stands out and recognisable in the street? There are many private companies that can help you get one and one of it is Northumbria Numbers - www.northumbrianumbers.com. The site allows you to search for massive selection of private number plates. You can search for ageless car registrations, prefix type personalised number plates and current style number plates. They will also do the transfer paperwork for you.

So, if you want a special number/letter combination, you can search for available legal ones now on their website.

19 Jul 2008

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