Orang biasa

Tadi, saya dan anak sama-sama melihat promo V3. Ada babak Aqasha berkata pada Farid Kamil, "Pertaruhan...harus luar biasa... Pelumba...kena luar biasa..."

Kemudian, tak semena-mena anak saya dengan spontannya menyanyi, "Orang biasa.......basikal tua..."

Haha.

Tapi saya bangga dengan anak saya, dia kenal Sudirman. Juga Mat Daud Kilau.

Boys are very intelligent

He expressed his opinion few days ago.

Son: Ibu, I think girls are not that intelligent.

Me: What makes you say that?

Son: They bring water bottle to the canteen.

Me: Isn't that's where you suppose to bring the water bottle?

Son: Not exactly. Me and and my friends, we only drink water in the class. If we bring it to the canteen, the tendency to lost it is quite high. They sell drinks at the canteen, no need to bring the bottle.

Me: So, moral of the story?

Son: Girls who brought their water bottle, tend to lost the bottle at the canteen. And most of them didn't get it back. So, in this case, boys are cleverer. We (referring to his friends and himself) made a wise choice to leave our bottles in the class.


Me: Nodded my head and thought hard. *Did I brought my water bottle to the canteen?*

WTF

Upon seeing a car plate with WTF alphabet,
Son: I know what WTF means...
Me: *shock* what does it means?
Son: It's a swearing word...
Me: From where did you learn this?
Son: from facebook.
Me: Do you know what WTF stands for?
Son: No.
Me: *lega*

Moral of the story, keep your child away from facebook. It's bad for kids.

Diam

Bla, bla, bla, bla, yada, yada, yada.

Me: Can you keep quiet for at least 1 minute or 60 seconds?
Yassin: Sure...10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60. *Pause* Ok, done, Bla, bla, bla, yada, yada, yada...
Me: But that is not fair.
 Yassin: It is, I count to 60 in tens.

Picking

After having dinner at a mamak restaurant, I would normally take out my toothpick and do the necessary.

Yassin: Why do you close your mouth with your other hand when you pick your tooth?
Me: To not let people see what I am doing.
Yassin: Oh, ok.

Later he covers his mouth with one hand while the other is picking.

Me: Where did you get your toothpick? 
Yassin: Nowhere.
Me: Then, what are you doing?
Yassin: Picking my nose...

Perbualan dengan anak: Trafik

Jalan tersangat jem dan beratur di lampu trafik bukan kegemaran aku, lebih lagi jika telah 5 kali lampu trafik menunjukkan lampu merah. Aku paling tidak suka jika ada orang yang memotong barisan. Ini selalu berlaku dan setiap kali, aku akan bercakap sendirian memarahi kereta yang memotong barisan.

Aku: Cis! Aku penat-penat beratur, dia masuk dihadapan pula!
Anak: Biarlah, ibu...
Aku: Yelah, tapi ibu dah penat tekan brek ni..
Anak: Kalau ibu marah-marah macam ni, pemandu dalam kereta tu boleh dengar ke?

Aku terdiam. Anak aku sudah pandai berfikir secara logik. Kenapa tidak aku? Lalu aku berfikir dan belajar bersabar.

Dialogue: let's move

Son: I want to move away...
Me: Why?
Son: The neigbourhood kids are so mean!
Me: How's that so?
Son: They broke the watercolor brush that you gave me...
Me: But we don't have enough money to move to a new house...
Son: I have RM6.00 in my wallet; that'll do..

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